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· THE ROYAL BRIEFING

NEAR AI patches the service hatch. Bumpy checks his enormous lock.

NEAR AI explains the software flaw inside its privacy boundary. Walt launches an Android route beyond Telegram, and Exodus reports rising revenue alongside a quarterly loss.

Editorial cartoon: crowned Bumpy turns an enormous key in a Private AI safe while noticing an open SGLang service hatch. A small olive-brown, orange-bellied newt holds a patch plate beside it.
Editorial illustration · 10 November 2026
THE ROYAL DECREE · OPINION
A secure enclosure still needs secure software. A new app still has eligibility rules. Revenue still has to meet the expenses.
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