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· THE ROYAL BRIEFING

Bitcoin heats the house. Bumpy has upgraded his throne.

Tonight: a freshly reported look at Bitcoin-powered home heating, Vitalik Buterin's case for valuing ETH beyond fee burns, and a reserve study that puts stablecoin labels under scrutiny.

Editorial cartoon: crowned Bumpy sits smugly on a radiator connected to a Bitcoin mining boiler, leaving his gilded throne empty. A small olive-brown newt with an orange throat peers at the boiler thermometer.
Editorial illustration · 8 November 2026
THE ROYAL DECREE · OPINION
The royal seat shall be judged on warmth. Financial promises require a separate inspection.
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