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· THE ROYAL BRIEFING

Circle would like the haircut cancelled. The coin has barely any fringe.

Circle asks for different stablecoin treatment, Strategy reports a quarter dominated by digital-asset gains, and Kraken adds commodities to its trading simulator. Three afternoon reads, with proposals, accounting and actual ownership kept apart.

Royal Bumpy holds a blue dollar coin away from barber scissors beside a 2% sign and a 0% request card.
Editorial illustration · 30 October 2026
THE ROYAL DECREE · OPINION
Before celebrating a very large number, I like to establish whether I can spend it, hold it or merely admire it on a screen.
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