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Royal reaction · illustration · Published 28 October 2026
THE STORY · FACTUAL SUMMARY

Crypto.com and OG.com began rolling out crypto perpetual futures to eligible US traders on 27 October. The announcement describes non-expiring contracts, 24/7 trading, up to 5x leverage and isolated margin through their regulated derivatives infrastructure. Availability is eligibility-dependent. Regulation and risk controls do not remove the possibility of leveraged losses.

HIS MAJESTY’S ASSESSMENT · OPINION
A contract with no expiry, in a market with no bedtime. At last, technology has addressed the terrible shortage of opportunities to check your phone at 3 a.m.

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