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Bumpy tries brute force. Bitcoin Core offers an update.

Bitcoin Core explains three flaws that were fixed before disclosure. Bitmine's annual accounts show the cost of falling crypto valuations, while the ECB warns that a digital euro still needs its legal foundations.

Editorial cartoon: crowned Bumpy strains at a jammed old Bitcoin block press while an updated press works beside him. A small olive-brown, orange-bellied newt oils the working machine.
Editorial illustration · 11 November 2026
THE ROYAL DECREE · OPINION
Read the version number, the accounting period and the launch conditions. Grand totals and grand plans both improve with a little context.
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