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· THE ROYAL BRIEFING

Big Tech declines the stock-token banquet. Bumpy keeps the puddings.

A smaller guest list for OKX–ICE, an important distinction in Keplr's recovery, and the next stage of the US retirement-rule debate. Also: Strive's Bitcoin buying, prediction-market access and last week's expanded scam-network sanctions.

Editorial cartoon: crowned Bumpy gathers seven desserts at an OKX–ICE stock-token banquet with empty Big Tech seats. A small olive-brown, orange-bellied newt folds a napkin beside a chair.
Editorial illustration · 9 November 2026
THE ROYAL DECREE · OPINION
Read the actual guest list, the recovery instructions and the financing terms. The attractive invitation is merely the start.
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