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Binance sets an exit date. Bumpy is moving the whole safe.

Affected Binance accounts in Europe face a year-end closure, Greece approves a crypto-gains tax, and World Liberty announces more buybacks. Also: Hyperliquid's US brokerage application, Thailand's Bitget deadline and Uniswap's proposed fee fixes.

Editorial cartoon: crowned Bumpy struggles under an enormous safe strapped to his back beside a Binance doorway marked “Affected EU accounts — Close 31 Dec”. A small olive-brown newt with an orange belly pushes a pebble out of his path.
Editorial illustration · 8 November 2026
THE ROYAL DECREE · OPINION
Moving one's funds should require a plan, not a removal van.
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