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A Bitcoin burglary deposit? Bumpy would like payment upfront.

A developer sketches a deterrent for future Bitcoin theft, Zcash activates its faster-block upgrade, and Core Scientific's accounts show data centres taking over from mining.

Editorial cartoon: Bumpy demands a Bitcoin deposit from a startled raccoon burglar beside a safe labelled 'Proposal: Deposit before theft'. A small olive-brown newt with an orange throat steadies the doorstop.
Editorial illustration · 6 November 2026
THE ROYAL DECREE · OPINION
Inspect what has shipped, distinguish it from what is proposed, and never assume a larger profit number means a larger pile of cash.
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