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Illustrated royal verdict: At last, fear of missing out has a proper admissions department.
Satirical illustration · Published 26 October 2026
HIS MAJESTY’S ASSESSMENT · OPINION
At last, fear of missing out has a proper admissions department.

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A DISPATCH FOR THE MASSES

Steal this decree.

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